Misery

ABOUT ME:

Hi there. I love the read (Paul Sheldon's my favourite). I have a pet pig named Misery, named after my favourite character of all time. I love animals, M*A*S*H, and wine. I'm looking for a smart man who loves reading as much as i do. Did i mention Paul Sheldon is my favourite author? Oh! I'm also looking for a man who has a CLEAN mouth. No dirty birdies!