Diary

Entry #1

Dear diary,

Oh my gosh. Guess what? I just brought home PAUL SHELDON! I’m so excited ohmy. We’re going to have the best time ever! I wonder what we’re going to do. Oh I’m going to take the best care of him. He’s going to be so happy that I saved him. Oh I get to give him my feedback on the last Misery book! I’m so excited! Wow I really hope he likes me… Oh who am I kidding of course he will!

Wow he’ll get to meet my little piggy, Misery! I better get everything ready for when he wakes up… I’m sitting in front of him right now looking at him sleep… Oh how beautiful he looks in his slumber. Especially with his soft little snores.

God is real. I mean this was definitely fate. God wants us to be together so I must honor his wishes.

Man, I could stay like this forever. I can’t wait to show him my Paul Sheldon shrine! I bet he’ll be so flattered… Oh! I almost forgot I have to go to the store to pick up the last book!

I’ll be back!

Xoxo

-#1MISERYFAN

Entry #2

Dear diary,

What should I do with him? He tried to escape his room. He moved my penguin and didn’t put it back the right way. I thought we were good together now that we had come onto the same terms with this situation. Does he not understand that he needs me?

Does he not understand that I am his life now?

I know what I have to do. I don’t want to hurt him but I have to if he is ever going to learn his lesson.

Soon he will learn that this is the place he belongs. With me.

You know, as much as you do for a person, they still never appreciate you. It’s ridiculous. But I’ll teach him. It’s a shame I have to go all the way to the store to get straps to hold him down. The drive is terrible!

He loves me… He has to love me. I love him so he loves me. There’s no other way this will work! We have to be together forever.

It’s not so bad here. I feed him, bathe him, and get him paper to write his book… What more does he want? People never appreciate me. They always expect me to do more and more and never show one ounce of gratefulness.

He will learn not to disobey me again. He will learn that i'm keep him safe from the outside world. He will learn.

- #1MISERYFAN

Entry #3

Dear diary,

I hate life. I don’t know what to do. I am depressed and I can’t change it as much as I try. I thought bringing Paul here would make me happy but it seems like all he is doing is making me work tirelessly to take care of him. I know that I made him start writing the book but I think I’m going to have to kill us both. It won’t work out if only I die, we have to go together. That way we can be together forever.

I’ll tell him tonight. I’m sure he’ll understand.

It’s just a shame that his last book won’t be published by the time we die. I would’ve loved Misery to have gone on forever. But some things aren’t meant to last forever.

I wonder what heaven will be like for us. I hope Paul hasn’t done anything bad enough for him to go to Hell…

Although he has. He tried to stab me by keeping the knife with him… he tried to drug me… he thought I didn’t know but I did…

I can’t handle this anymore.

I have tried to go to my happy place but... but.. i am not happy.

Why can't Paul love me the way i love him?

-#1MISERYFAN

Entry #4

Dear Diary,

The police came looking for me today. They ALMOST figured out the truth but i am just too much smarter than they are.

They think they can take Paul Sheldon away from me? No way.

He is mine now and none of these frilly-frolly police officers can take him away.

These pig faced officers who think they have so much "authority" showing up at my house well they don't! And they will learn their lessons for that.

They woke up Misery from her nap also,..... stupid, stupid officers.

My life is perfect right now and none of these potty mouth, frilly frolly police officers are going to interfere.

No matter what.

xoxo

-#1MISERYFAN